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Is my boss actually.... AN EVIL MAGICIAN????

Is my boss actually.... AN EVIL MAGICIAN????

"Hey Ian, would you like to go to Portugal to test a new tyre from Metzeler?", said Mick, as he twiddled his waxed moustache....

 

That's funny, I don't recall seeing Mick have a waxed Moustache before... but crikey, what an opportunity! 
"Wow, yes please, that'd be amazing thank you"

 

"It's 3 days in the Algarve, 30 degree weather", he added as he adjusted his black cape.

Odd, he's never worn a black cape before, but 30 degree warmth in early March would be nice.
"Sounds great, thanks Mick!"

"All expenses paid, flights, hotel, meals, drinks, airport parking", said Mick, as he cleaned his monocle before putting it up to his eye.

 

I wonder when he bought that monocle I pondered as I struggled to put words together to show the level of appreciation that this deserved ... "I'm lost for words Mick, but thank you so much."

 

Mick finished feeding his pet monkey with wings that had just started flying around the room manically..."Oh I just wanted to thank you for all the hard work you've put in, hahaha,... HAHAHAHA .... HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAA" .... lightning flashed in the distance, illuminating Mick's castle up on top of the mountain.

Hmm he did say he was moving house, but he might have mentioned he'd bought a castle on top of a mountain, but that thought ended along with the sound of thunder.

Wow, just what a lovely reward, Portugal, hotels, being PAID TO RIDE MOTORBIKES! This is the dream.

 

 

except......

 

 

 

It rained. A lot. All of the time. Did he know something I didnt?

 

Anyway, it taught me a lot about the new Metzeler Tourance Next 2 ... and you can read all about it.

 

Ian